Chair.

You have changed my life - for the better. You make me comfortable, happy, and forget all of my worries. You treat me so much better than stool did. Stool was mean and my back still holds a grudge against him. I hope I am taking good enough care of you so that we can be together for a long time. Now that I have you around, I don't want you to leave. I'm glad we spend about 15 hours a day together. You make my life so much happier. I love you.